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Holiday Wardrobe Malfunction

My sweatpants (bless them) are my go-to “uniform” for this time of year. After all, ’tis the season to be comfortable, right? There is nothing like the holidays for coziness and comfort, comfortable settings, comfortable clothing, and comfort food. So, this week, in the spirit of the season, I’ve gotten comfortable. I’ve taken the week off and let my sweatpants be the guest blogger. You won’t want to miss my sweatpants Guide to Holiday Eating at https://wimpygirl.com/holiday-wardrobe-malfunction

#holidayeating #foodfortheholidays #overeating
#holidayfood #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Eggs-Clusively Yours

I know how precious your time is. That’s why I’m so grateful that you choose to spend some of your time reading Wimpy Girl. I wouldn’t be here without you. Thank you.

As a small symbol of my appreciation, I’m sharing a BlabberTales story with you that I actually wrote over 20 years ago.  I hope it provides you with some inspiration for the season, from now through the new year. Enjoy, and thank you for reading Wimpy Girl.
http://wimpygirl.com/eggs-clusively-your

#happythanksgiving, #poolieryan, #thanksgiving, #thanksgivingstory, #wimpygirl, #wimpygirlcomics

Phone Eulogy

It’s been a sad and difficult week for poor Wimpy Girl as she mourns the death of her smart phone. Join her as she celebrates the life and eulogizes one great cell phone device at: https://wimpygirl.com/phone-eulogy

And, if your phone is alive and working, please, please make sure you have it backed up!

#cellphone #smartphone #phoneeulogy #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

You Don’t Say

Have you pickled any peppers lately and eloquently told everyone you know all about it? If so, you will love celebrating International Tongue Twister Day on Sunday. Even though I spent 8 years in speech therapy as a kid, my tongue still can’t roll R’s. Can yours?

Find out the history of some of the most “thrilling, trilling” tongue twisters at https://wimpygirl.com/you-dont-say
and do a few tongue callestentics to celebrate.

#tonguetwisterday #tonguetwister #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Waste of Time

So you get an extra hour of sleep this weekend. Lucky you. Or are you so lucky?

I never know what time it is and I blame Daylight Savings Time, and Ben Franklin. See why at https://wimpygirl.com/waste-of-time

Good luck this weekend, Time Travelers!

#dst #daylightsavingstime #fall back #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Haunted Fridge Night

October 30th is Haunted Refrigerator Night. Only the bravest dare to venture into the realm haunted by moldy cheese, spoiled milk, and ghosts of meals past. Are you up to the challenge? Can you fight and banish the demons that lurk in the hidden parts of your fridge? If you think so, check out https://wimpygirl.com/haunted-fridge-night and have a frightfully wicked Halloween!

#hauntedrefridgeratornight #hauntedfridge #halloween #foodsafety #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Queen Yam

I am the direct descendant of royalty. My mom was Queen Yam XIII of the East Texas Yamboree in Gilmer, Texas. And, this weekend the 86th Yamboree will be celebrated.

Find out all about this delightfully quaint festival and as well as my memories of it at: https://wimpygirl.com/queen-yam

#yamboree #gilmeryamboree #easttexasyamboree
#queenyam #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Arm Day

We take our coffee very seriously. For us, there’s not much funny about coffee. Or is there? Ready to snort coffee out your noe from laughing so much? Check out: httmps://wimpygirl.com/arm-day

#nationalcoffeeday #coffee #mexicancoffee #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Taco Belle

If you enjoy tacos as much as I do and live in Mexico, you’re one lucky muejer.  Mexican tacos delight and satisfy regardless of your Spanish proficiency. Mexican tacos are delicious and inspiring. In fact, they oft inspire one to write…poetry. Check out Amo los Tacos, A Poem at https//wimpygirl.com/taco-belle

#tacos #tacoday #ilovetacos #2impygirl #wimpygirlcomics
#pookieryan

Dippity-Do, Duh

“Bad hair day? More like bad hair life”
“Bad hair day? More like bad hair life”
National Hair Day is celebrated annually on October 1. Visit https://wimpygirl.com/dippity-do-duh and let’s take a trip down Follicle Memory Lane together.

#nationalhair day #hairday #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Everything’s Coming Up Roses

September 29th is Broadway Musical Day! Thunderous Applause! Bravo! Encore! This is my kind of holiday! Find out how it all got started at https://wimpygirl.com/everythings-coming-up-roses

#broadwaymusicals #broadway musicalday #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Sucked In

For the month of August, I read only romance novels. It was Read a Romance Month, and I’m always up for a challenge, even if it gags me. I promised a report on how I survived the month, so here it is.

Heads up, I didn’t die of boredom. My toes aren’t permanently curled and I’m not pregnant.

Read how a month of listening to only steamy romance books went for me at: https://wimpygirl.com/sucked-in

#readaromance #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Happy Birthday Grandma Moses

If you are 50+ years old and have never heard of Grandma Moses, Google her and find out who who she is. If you are 60+ years old, you should actually read the Google articles about Grandma Moses. If you are 70+ years old Grandma Moses should inspire you and make you want to stand up and applaud this amazing woman. It’s never too late to start something new. Grandma Moses did. Find out all about her at: https://wimpygirl.com/happy-birthday-grandma-moses

#grandmamoses #americanfoldart #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

When Pigs Fly

Do you believe in the impossible? On September 9th you should. Yep, we’re coming up on When Pigs Fly Day when inconceivable things can happen. But where did we humans come up with such a whacko idiom? Find out the origin of flying pigs and others cockamamy sayings at: https://wimpygirl.com/when-pigs-fly

#whenpigsfly #whenpigsflyday #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookietyan

Find Your Inner Nerd

Have you found your inner nerd lately? I found mine at age 11 as a competitor in the Our Little Miss Pageant. Not exactly a place where nerdy girls hang out. Find out how this Wimpy Girl learned to cope with her nerdiness at: https://wimpygirl.com/find-your-inner-nerd

#nerdday #nerds #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

I Love My Feet

There’s not really much to love about my feet. They are big, smelly and clumsy. But I’m proud to say that they have been there every step of the way through workouts, runs, dances and performances. Find out how to show some foot love for yours at: https://wimpygirl.com/i-love-my-feet

#ilovemyfeet #Ilovemyfeetday #footlove #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Wimpy Girl Barbie

Barbie-mania is worldwide and everyone has an opinion about the new Barbie movie. I figured I needed to put my two cents worth into the mix because I was one of the very first Barbie doll owners. Barbie was created just for little Wimpy Girl, or so I thought back then. Don’t try to figure up how many years ago that was, just read: https://wimpygirl.com/wimpy-girl-barbie
It will be an exciting trip down memory lane.

#barbie #vintagebarbie #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Red Shoes

There is nothing that bespeaks independence and sassiness like a pair of red shoes, and every woman should own at least one pair.

My mother always had several, and when she gave me my first pair of sylish red silk high heels, I became a beliver in the power of red shoes. But, according to Mama, there are rules that accompany the wearing of red shoes. To this day, I’ve never broken one of them. Find out my mom’s red shoe regs at: https://wimpygirl.com/red-shoes

#redshoes #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Fortu-Nut

July 20th is Fortune Cookie Day. The best thing about this obscure holiday is that even if the slip of paper inside your cookie tells you that you’re ugly or that you stink like a goat, you still get to enjoy the scrumptious cookie!

Find out more really weird ways of predicting your fate at: https://wimpygirl.com/fortu-nut

#fortunecookie #fortunecookieday #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Shark Week

I shudder every time I think about swimming in ocean water where there might be a shark. So Shark Week is not something I celebrate.

My fear of sharks all started when I was 8 years old and on vacation in Freeport, Texas, with my grandparents. I’m gonna tell you all about it at: https://wimpygirl.com/shark-week

And, if you are not as wimpy as me, enjoy Shark Week.

#sharkweek #sharks #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Princess Wimpy Girl

Remember the Disney princesses that we all wanted to be as kids? How do you think these twinkling fairy-tale girls would do in today’s world? I think not so well. They were pretty messed up and would probably be “labeled” with some fancy smancy psychoses. See if you agree at: https://wimpygirl.com/princess-wimpy-girl

#wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #disneyprincess #disney #disneymagic

Asparagus Tips

Let’s discuss asparagus! Today is (you guessed it) National Asparagus Day. Get a few “tips” about this important, versatile veggie at: https://wimpygirl.com/asparagus-tips/

Runner’s Prayer

Then it comes to running races, whether you come in first or last doesn’t really matter, as long as you keep moving. Tomorrow is the US National Fitness Day. Running, walking, gym time, tennis, golf, etc. How will you celebrate?

April Fool

Ready to act the fool today? Or maybe just fool around?
Why we celebrate this holiday has always stymied me, but it was kinda fun to explore the theories. Check them out at: https://wimpygirl.com/april-fool/
Don’t give up, and, Happy March 32!

Whew!

Whether it is a dainty glisten or drenching buckets, a bit part of any fitness program involves SWEAT. This week’s webtoon and blog post is about sweating. Check it out and have a glowing weekend!

Complicated

Ah, spring is in the air! Time to get outside and DIG! Today’s post is all about how to make gardening totally “count” as a workout routine. Go play in the dirt Wimpy Girl after you check out:
https://wimpygirl.com/complicated/

Lucky Runner

If you’ve always wanted to be Irish, today’s your chance because the saying goes, “Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day!”
There are some fun facts about how this special day is celebrated at: https://wimpygirl.com/lucky-runner/

Leap of Faith

This week’s story is all about the magic of new beginnings and venturing outside your old self by taking a Leap of Faith.
Enjoy the read and don’t forget to join the Wimpy Girl mailing list for more giggles in your inbox each week.

International Women’s Day

Happy International Women’s Day! Sisters, it is our day to ROAR and to celebrate our long history of incredible women. Read today’s post to get the scoop on some brilliant women inventors who gave us things like the hair brush, the refrigerator, kevlar and chocolate chip cookies!

Wimpy Girl Fashion Statement

f anyone ever told you that running is a minimalist sport that requires little or no equipment, they lied. There is a lot more to it than just shorts and a pair of rubber-soled shoes. Read this Wimpy Girl graphic story to find out how Wimpy Girl does it.

Believe

Believe in Yourself. Anything is possible. You are a star! Now go have a great weekend!

Flawsome

Have you seen the Disney movie Encanto? If not, try to. It’s incredible. It was the inspiration for this week’s cartoon.

My Heart

Wimpy Girl has lots of ideas about showing lotsa LOVE today at https://wimpygirl.com/my-heart/

BRFF

It’s Make a New Friend Day! Yay! So this week’s cartoon and blog are about friendship! For example, did you know that even whales have bff’s??? Such a comforting thought as I weighed myself this morning.
Today is the perfect time to be friendly. Smile. And, if you don’t make a new friend, reach out and touch an old one because there’s nothing better than hanging out with an old friend and saying, “Remember when?” Enjoy!

Support Bra

This week’s Wimpy Girl cartoon gets the “booby” prize for guaranteed giggles. Don’t forget to read the blog post that accompanies it at: https://wimpygirl.com/support-bra/
Enjoy!

Happy Birthday Martin

Even in these turbulent times, I still have a dream and hope you do too. Thank you Reverend King for reminding us. Happy Birthday Martin!