Hello Beautiful

Butt seriously, folks…

Booty, ass, backside, bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derriere, tush,  heinie–  whatever you choose to all it — it’s an obsession with tons of people nowadays. I don’t get it.

My mom only allowed us to say “bottom,” as in “Pookie, get in here right now or you’re going to get your ‘bottom’ fired up!”

I knew exactly what that meant. THAT, I understood. I got it.

But, fretting about how you look from behind  to the point of  obsession is crazy!

Although, I heartily agree that you must get off your butt and kick some butt on the trail, at the gym, or anywhere, to feel good about yourself…no if’s, and’s or butts, if you are one of those butt obsessives, I know for sure, without a doubt, that you’ll never have the butt you want if you continue to sit on it.

So there.

p.s. I’m preaching to myself on this one. Get with it, Wimpy Girl!