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Dreaming of a Spotless Christmas

If you’re constantly battling the struggle of keeping your clothes as white as a snowflake during Christmas, and happen to live with someone whose 10-year-old white shirts are so impeccable they could pass for freshly woven clouds, then boy, do I have a tale for you today! Check out

#christmas #whitechristmas #cleanclothes #roboticvacuum #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Holiday Wardrobe Malfunction

My sweatpants (bless them) are my go-to “uniform” for this time of year. After all, ’tis the season to be comfortable, right? There is nothing like the holidays for coziness and comfort, comfortable settings, comfortable clothing, and comfort food. So, this week, in the spirit of the season, I’ve gotten comfortable. I’ve taken the week off and let my sweatpants be the guest blogger. You won’t want to miss my sweatpants Guide to Holiday Eating at

#holidayeating #foodfortheholidays #overeating
#holidayfood #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #pookieryan

Eggs-Clusively Yours

I know how precious your time is. That’s why I’m so grateful that you choose to spend some of your time reading Wimpy Girl. I wouldn’t be here without you. Thank you.

As a small symbol of my appreciation, I’m sharing a BlabberTales story with you that I actually wrote over 20 years ago.  I hope it provides you with some inspiration for the season, from now through the new year. Enjoy, and thank you for reading Wimpy Girl.

#happythanksgiving, #poolieryan, #thanksgiving, #thanksgivingstory, #wimpygirl, #wimpygirlcomics

Free Bunny Hugs

See how we celebrate Santo Semana (Holy Week) here in Morelia at


#Easter2023 #happyEaster #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics

Lucky Feet

Breaking News!
The world economic crisis has spread to all fairytale and mythological beings, namely LEPRECHAUNS! This is serious stuff folks. Read all about it at:

and have a
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

#wimpygirl #stpatricksday #leprechauns #running #fitness

Kiss Me, You Fool

Wanna smooch?
Find out some wonderfully kooky things you might not have known about kissing at:

Happy Valentine’s Day!

#kissing #valentinesday #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics


Come on out of your shell and get busy on your resolutions for 2023. Check out today’s blog to find out what Capt’n Clean and I are resolving to do for this next year at:

…and have a happy, healthy New Year!

#HappyNewYear #happy2023 #resolutions #wimpygirlcomics #wimpygirl #healthylifestyle

Merry Christmas

Happy Holidays from our family to yours. May your holidays be filled with love and laughter.

~Wimpy Girl & Capt’n Clean

Christmas Carb Load

Tis the season to be…well, overwhelmed? If you are worried that you may be pigging out on carbs too much this holiday, chillax. Today’s blog gives you helpful ideas to curb your carb craving. Feast your eyes on:

#carbloading #carb #holidaysplurging #wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics

Get Ugly

“…the tackier the better, the uglier the sweater…” It’s Ugly Sweater Day! It’s time to pull our gaudiest, most garish holiday sweaters out of the closet and wear them with pride. Admit it, it just wouldn’t be Christmas without them. For fun, join me in checking out some of the most tawdry holiday sweaters ever to grace the silver screen at:
and celebrate the season by showing off yours.

#wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #uglysweaterday #uglysweater #uglychristmassweater

Naughty or Nice

Stop what you are doing right now. Look down at your wrist. How many steps have you taken today? If all you see is freckles or Mickey Mouse staring back at you, you need a fitness tracker. Find out how one of these wonderful devices can change your life (in a really good way) at

#wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #fitnesstracker #fitbit #naughtyornice

Sadie Hawkins Day

Which part of a newspaper do you normally read first? Sports? Lifestyle? Current Events?
For me, it’s always the comics page which I grew up calling the “funny papers.”

One of the most iconic comic strips of all time is Al Capp’s Li’l Abner. And I think it’s really cool that a holicay, Sadie Hawkins Day, was the result of a cartoon.

Yes, it’s outdated (Sadie Hawkins was introduced in 1937), but I’m all about empowering women. Check out how this holiday, where womens ask out men, came into being and was an annual event in Dogpatch.

#lilabner #sadiehawkins #sadiehawkinsday
#wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics

Zombie Apocalypse

Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? If not, have no fear because today’s Wimpy Girl post will get you ready. You won’t want to miss this one folks:

Happy Halloween!

#wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #happyhalloween
#halloween #zombies #zombieapocalypse #runningfromazombie

Frankenstein Friday

In a fun competition with friends to see who could create the best horror story, Mary Shelley (at age 18) came up with the idea for her timeless novel, Frankenstein. Since it was first published in 1816, the classic has never gone out of print.

Today is Frankenstein Friday, and to get ready for monster season, we celebrate Victor Frankenstein, his lonely creature and the incredible life of Mary Shelley.

Find out some curious facts (things I didn’t know) about Mary and her book at:

#wimpygirl #wimpygirlcomics #frankenstein #frankensteinfriday #maryshelley

Yo Mama

Actually, my Mama never owned a pair of running shoes…ever. Despite her aversion to sweat, she gave me so much. I miss her. Read this special Mother’s Day tribute to my Mama at:
Happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Earth Day

Does your eco-consciousness need a boost? This special Earth Day cartoon and blog reveal some ways to show some love to our planet each day as you walk or run. Small steps do make a difference.
Happy Earth Day!

Happy Easter

What do you normally do for Easter? Hide eggs, attend a church service, gorge on chocolate, or watch a bunny rabbit hop around town? In the spirit of the season, today Wimpy Girl decorates her Easter eggs in a 5K Color Run. F

April Fool

Ready to act the fool today? Or maybe just fool around?
Why we celebrate this holiday has always stymied me, but it was kinda fun to explore the theories. Check them out at:
Don’t give up, and, Happy March 32!

Lucky Runner

If you’ve always wanted to be Irish, today’s your chance because the saying goes, “Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day!”
There are some fun facts about how this special day is celebrated at:

International Women’s Day

Happy International Women’s Day! Sisters, it is our day to ROAR and to celebrate our long history of incredible women. Read today’s post to get the scoop on some brilliant women inventors who gave us things like the hair brush, the refrigerator, kevlar and chocolate chip cookies!

My Heart

Wimpy Girl has lots of ideas about showing lotsa LOVE today at

Happy Birthday Martin

Even in these turbulent times, I still have a dream and hope you do too. Thank you Reverend King for reminding us. Happy Birthday Martin!